Well, we here at Beef Jerky For Dummies can no longer stand by in silence while this degradation of morale justice continues. Save a cow, send Tootsie Rolls!!
A blog devoted to saving the fine men and women of America's military from the dangers of beef jerky.
very dry, a bit too thick
not enough flavor, makes me sick
freeze dried alpo, it tastes more like
offer me jerky, go take a hike!
made from solid strips of sliced beef
open the bag, the smell of rotting leaf
pluck it out with fingers or fork
say no to dried beef, turkey and pork
the cows have much better things to do
like milk for my cereal and ozone gas too
too much fat and so chewy it does be
don't send me jerky, send a CD!!
And some haiku:
beef jerky, you make me thirst.
Art thou truly beef?
Oh cruelty! Sending
dried meat to parched sand dwellers.
Make haste…send iPods!