Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Temporary Cease Fire

Mustang 23 has declared a tactical pause in the beef jerky war.

I shall honor his cease fire. However, let it be known that our borders will still be armed with tranquilizer darts and cowbells in preparation for his imminent resumption of hostile actions against innocent bovine. So, until then, Beef Jerky For Dummies will reduce its actions to strictly patrolling the borders of the beef jerky DMZ.